Kamala Pulls Out a New Southern Accent That Tops All Other Pander Attempts

  

How do you do, fellow kids?  

Nothing is quite as irritating as an adult pretending to be “hip.” Is “hip” still a word for hip? Or, is it “hep,” cat? Yo fellow kids, fill me in on the “low down.” 

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Kamala used to be Indian-American until it didn’t suit her purpose, so now she’s Black with a capital “B.” Harris spent her formative years in a land called Canada and a French part of Canada called Quebec. It’s a fair jaunt to the South, but that has not prevented Harris from pretending to be a Southerner. She Harris (according to Harris) has been known to prepare her collard greens in a bathtub with a dash of tobacco sauce. Lots of blacks have thrown a side-eye to that claim.  

Furthermore, the fact that no Black American has come forward to confirm that they can relate to Vice President Harris’ claim has only added fuel to the fire. It has raised questions about her authenticity and connection to the Black American community, with many feeling that she is out of touch with the lived experiences of everyday Black Americans. 

Harris has claimed as a youth that the following took place:  

“My mother tells the story about how I’m fussing and she’s like, ‘Baby, what do you want? What do you need?’ And I just looked at her and I said, ‘Fweedom.'” 

Harris cackles after telling the story, so you know it is certainly a lie. And, her mother has never come forward and said, yes, she said it, just like that. Why would the daughter of an Indian professor utter such a phrase? Well, Harris claims it for her own but she almost certainly heisted it from MLK.  

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Newsweek’s “fact checker” says the truth is “known,” which means in the parlance of actual fact-checking, she lied.  

Another irritant is Harris pretending to be a Southerner. The closest she came to being a Southerner was the south side of Montreal. She is no more a Southerner than I am an Alaskan Inuit, but that has not stopped her from pandering to audiences using accents that she thinks fit the moment. Obama grew up with a white mom and lived 8,000 miles from America’s South, but that didn’t stop him from turning on his Southern preacher accent. He also claimed to have been birthed after the Selma marches. Hillary Clinton, the daughter of Chicago Republicans, trotted out her Southern accent too. In an “I’m no-ways tired” speech, Hillary seemed to top the “pandering” scales, but now Harris has topped her. Of course, AOC also has tried her hand at Southern accent pandering

Harris was recently caught pandering. It was a speech about “education” (if the handed-out T-shirts the women behind her are wearing are any indication), and Kammy trotted out the most embarrassing, pandering, nonsensical accent I have ever had the displeasure to subject my ears to. Here it is.  

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Harris and the clowns who are running her campaign or are willing to pander for votes and violate trademarks and copyrights to win votes put this up in the land of brotherly love.   

Yes, the Eagles have promised that it will get the fake ads removed, but I am willing to bet my house that they won’t sue the makers for violating the Eagles trademark.  

Harris and the Democrats will pander and lie and violate copyright and trademark law to win votes. Gird your loins – it is only going to get worse.