SAN ANTONIO – If you made a resolution to laugh more in 2024, you’re in luck because there are a lot of funny people coming to San Antonio this year.
Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Gaffigan, Ali Wong, Nate Bergatze, Gabriel Iglesias — those are just some of the big names with shows in the Alamo City.
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Of course, even more comedians could be headed our way as the year progresses, but here’s a list of the comedians who have announced tour dates so far:
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Jim Breuer will perform his “Survival With Laughter Tour” at the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on Jan. 11.
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Ron White has two shows at the Majestic Theatre on Jan. 13.
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Bert Kreischer brings his “Tops Off World Tour” to the Frost Bank Center on Jan. 20.
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Anthony Jeselnik will perform at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on Jan. 25.
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Rob Schneider makes a stop on his “The Narcissist Confessions” at the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on Jan. 26.
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Nate Jackson will perform at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on Jan. 27.
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Mark Normand will perform at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on Feb. 9.
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Ali Wong will perform at the Majestic Theatre on Tuesday, Feb. 20.
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Ben Brainard will perform at theCarlos Alvarez Studio Theater at the Tobin Center on Feb. 23.
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Jerry Seinfeld will perform at the Majestic Theatre on Feb. 24.
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Tom Segura will be at the Frost Bank Center on Mar. 8 on his “Come Together Tour.”
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Jim Gaffigan will bring his “Barely Alive Tour” to the Frost Bank Center on March 21.
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San Antonio Comedy Festival will feature a lineup of comedians including Sommore, Lavell Crawford, Tony Roberts, and Teddy Carpenter at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on Mar. 23 .
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Mike Birbiglia will stop at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center during his “Please Stop The Ride” tour on April 12.
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Gabriel Iglesias will perform in San Antonio during his “Don’t Worry Be Fluffy” tour at the Frost Bank Center on April 13.
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Nate Bargatze is bringing his “The Be Funny Tour” to the Majestic Theater in April for five shows April 18-20.
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Bianca Del Rio will be onstage at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on April 25.
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Franco Escamilla is headed to the Majestic Theatre on May 3.
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Ronny Chieng: The “Love to Hate It Tour” has a date at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on May 4.
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Kountry Wayne is making a stop at the Aztec Theatre on May 5 as part of his 29-city “The King of Hearts” Tour.
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Whitney Cummings will visit the LOL Comedy Club on June 14 and 15.
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T.J. Miller is heading to the LOL Comedy Club on June 21, 22 and 23.
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Sofia Niño de Rivera will stop at the Aztec Theatre on June 28.
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Eddie B. will be onstage at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center with his “Teachers Only Comedy Tour” on June 29.
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Candice Guardino will bring her “Italian Bred” comedy tour to the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on July 13.
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Zach Rushing and Chad Prather are visiting the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on Aug. 3.
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George Lopez returns to the Frost Bank Center on Aug. 10.
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Sebastian Maniscalco is bringing his “It Ain’t Right” tour to the Frost Bank Center on Aug. 11.
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Penn & Teller will bring their comedy magic show to the Majestic Theatre on Aug. 15.
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85 South Show Live will visit the Freeman Coliseum on Aug. 24.
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Jo Koy will visit the Frost Bank Center on Sept. 7.
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Martin Amini will visit the Aztec Theatre on Sept. 14.
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Jessica Kirson will visit the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on Sept. 20.
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David Cross will take his “The End of The Beginning of The End” tour to Stable Hall on Sept. 27.
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Cat & Nat are headed to the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on Oct. 3.
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Felipe Esparza brings his “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Tour” to the Freeman Coliseum on Oct. 5.
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Marc Maron will be at the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on Oct. 6.
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Jeff Arcuri will visit the Tobin Center on Oct. 11.
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Bill Maher is bringing “The WTF? Tour” to the Majestic Theatre on Oct. 12.
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D.L. Hughley will visit the LOL Comedy Club on Oct. 18, 19 and 20.
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Jeff Goldblum and the Mildred Snitzer Orchestra will perform at the Majestic Theatre on Oct. 19.
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David Sedaris is headed to the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on Oct. 30.
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Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Berner are headed to the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on Nov. 15.
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Steve Trevino will bring his “Good Life Tour” to the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on Nov. 30.
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Carlos Mencia is heading to the LOL Comedy Club on Dec. 5, 6, 7 and 8.
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Nick Swardson will visit the Aztec Theatre on Dec. 6.
In addition to these top-billed comedians, there are funny people performing several times a week at San Antonio’s Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club, so check their calendar for shows.
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