My Unsolicited Advice for Joe Biden’s Campaign Team: Go Back to the Basement (Quickly)

  

Joe Biden’s spectacularly bad debate performance on June 27 will go down as one of the great political implosions in history, and despite the fact the RedState and other conservative media have been pointing out the president’s obvious mental decline for years, leftists and the mainstream corporate media are “shocked! Shocked I tell you!” that he proved that he was unfit for the job once and for all on that night. His weird, spacey, incoherent, black-eyed showing was one of the strangest scenes we’ve ever witnessed on the national political scene.

And yet, what’s he done since? He quickly scheduled—and then moved up—an interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, an effort meant to show he was in command of his faculties but which only increased questions about his ability to do the job. Then he opted for a Thursday night press conference to discuss NATO, and while he didn’t shout at random invisible people, he once again did nothing to convince the public that he hadn’t lost at least some of his marbles. 

He referred to Donald Trump as his vice president, for instance, and earlier in the day he had named the leader of Ukraine “President Putin.” Not exactly ways to calm a concerned public. 

I knew early on in the Debate Heard ‘Round the World that he was toast:

In yet one more last-ditch tactic, Team Joe has decided that another primetime alphabet network interview will save the day.

Good luck with that:

Desperate Measures: Biden to Sit for Primetime NBC Interview With Lester Holt

He and his handlers seem to have not noticed that after years of covering for him, the mainstream corporate media has done an abrupt about-face and are now suddenly hungry sharks who smell blood in the water. As their reputations are nuked nightly by the fact that they’ve been assiduously covering up for Mumbling Bumbling Joe for years while we’ve seen all along that they were lying to us, some journalists are trying to salvage their credibility by actually asking tough questions.

Hell hath no fury like a hack journalist exposed:

George Stephanopoulos Says About Biden, ‘I Don’t Think He Can Serve 4 More Years’

The question is, why is he doing this publicity onslaught? The answer is simple; the tide has turned and his team knows that the questions about his ability to do the job for four more years have reached a deafening pitch. Even though they’re not calling for my sage advice, I would argue that they’re taking the exact wrong approach.

My recommendation: go back to the basement, Joe. There, that’s my campaign strategy.

As shocked as I was back in 2020, it worked.

 

You might argue: “It wasn’t successful—it was an absolute [insert profanity here] disaster,” but I would remind you that the man is now president of the United States (as of this writing, anyway). Yes, the suppression of the Hunter Biden laptop story was absolutely a form of election interference, and many argue that there were other irregularities as well, but the fact remains that the compromised old fool is nevertheless currently known as POTUS.

My guidance to the Biden campaign is: return to your roots. Stay underground. In a basement, somewhere in Delaware. Keep that man as far away from a teleprompter, a microphone, or a camera as you can. Because the more the public sees this guy, the more they’re presented with an ugly truth: our nation is being run by someone who is not in full possession of his mental capacities, and our enemies see it.

Luckily, Dr. Jill/Lady MacBeth et al. are not seeking my advice, and they will keep putting him out there for all the world to see, and he will continue to embarrass himself and the nation. As painful as it is to watch, it’s actually a good thing for our side. The more this charlatan is revealed, the better chance we have of sending him home.

Next up: his interview with NBC’s Lester Holt. Nobody is asking, will he be good and persuasive? No, the only question that comes to mind is—will he even get through it?