The Fake Harris-Walz Astroturf Campaign – A Real List From an Artificial Candidate

  

It is quite obvious that the entire reality of a Kamala Harris presidential campaign is a false premise. For two consecutive presidential election cycles, she has garnered zero delegate votes from her party, yet she is a whisper away from the White House. If there is anyone who embodies the term “failing upward” more than the woman at the top of the Democratic Party ticket, I’d love to know who it is. 

This past spring Harris was sporting an approval rating below that of Joe Biden, with some pundits suggesting she be dropped in favor of a more likable running mate. It should come as no surprise that someone lacking in substance would have little to show, but even by that metric, the Harris-Walz campaign has been impressively pre-fab in nature. Despite the press insisting she is wondrously popular, Kamala has managed to squander this free PR by displaying herself as insincere as a Halloween wig and as genuine as a digital grandfather clock.

Let’s compile a list of examples and activities showing this ersatz quality of her campaign–a list that is by no means comprehensive. The list of her fakery is real-ly long (pardon the pun).

Her Introduction

• Joe Biden announced her as the new Democratic candidate via a text.

• The phone call from the Obamas endorsing Kamala was on camera, and on speakerphone, as the fully rehearsed conversation played out.

• Her speeches had been mocked for her repeated use of “unburdened by what has been…”

• She was incapable of speaking on her own, when a teleprompter malfunctioned at a rally.

• In this video montage not only did Harris use the same phrases repeatedly, but in many instances, she repeated the exact same body movements, like she was a robot.

Tim Walz Announcement

• At his introduction event watch as Walz and Harris walk out and in rehearsed fashion he automatically nudges Harris and then – without ever having looked up – points to someone in the upper deck and she lamely pretends to acknowledge this non-person.

• Walz was hailed as leading his high school team to the state championship; he wasn’t the coach, but an assistant defensive coach .

• Then of course, there was his stolen valor military record. And to make his fraudulent past more obtuse, he claimed to have been in China when the Tiananmen Square uprising took place. The knucklehead was provably in Nebraska at the time.

• In an effort to boost his male cred, Tim Walz went hunting and could not operate his own gun.

The Campaign Stops

• They tried to sell themselves as the everyman, traveling and buying Doritos at a Sheetz. It was cringe to the third power.

• During a stop at Penzy’s Spices (a hyper-leftist owned business), Ian Sams tried to sell a chance encounter with Harris and a young customer. She turned out to be a lawyer who is also a local Democrat Party worker.

• During a photo-op at Primanti Brothers, the restaurant was cleared out and filled with campaign workers. This is not a problem as these publicity stops have advance teams, but the press reported on this as if those were “diners” or “customers” on an impromptu visit.

Ducking The Press

• In a bizarre but revealing decision, she went over two months without any media events.

• The press actually touted her strategy of not speaking to journalists.

• When boarding a flight, Harris dodged reporters’ questions by posturing as if she was on a call – she had earbuds in place AND her phone held up to her ear.

The Hurricane Response

• In a staged response photo, Harris was shown on AF-2 with earbuds in place but not plugged into her phone, while posing as if she were writing – on blank paper.

• She attempted to denigrate Ron DeSantis as selfish for not taking her call during recovery efforts, and Florida’s governor called her out. He said he never had been contacted, and that she had never been involved in any prior storm recovery.

• Harris tried to save face by staging a call with the mayor of St. Petersburg, where both were conveniently filmed. Her team heavily edited that arranged photo-op discussion.

• In a Zoom call with FEMA executives, she was fed comments and questions by her staff, which was heard on the stream.

• Harris turned packing boxes of relief supplies into a photo-op.

Campaign Efforts

• The campaign was caught using altered headlines from news stories to make Kamala look better.

• About a month later, the campaign was seen pushing glowing articles from a network of artificial news sites funded by the Democrats.

• Of course, there is the highly disputed work history of Harris working at McDonald’s, where she “did fries”.

• Walz was sent out to draw more male voters. The brilliant idea was to send him to a show with a heavy male audience…”The View.”

• Since she sat for the “60 Minutes” interview, the program has endured controversy as it was caught editing and re-editing her responses to make her sound more coherent.

• At a recent Kamala Harris town hall with Liz Cheney and Maria Shriver, an audience member was rebuked from asking whether questions would be allowed – the questions were all pre-determined.

Promotional Efforts

• In a pathetically vapid promotion during the week of the Democratic National Convention, it was said that a staged moment should be regarded as a big reveal of her character – to see Kamala out walking. 

• It was supposedly big news when a police organization endorsed Kamala. The press claimed that it normally endorses Trump, but the fake outfit made of former police was just formed in June.

• One of the huge problems for Harris was that she languishes with male voters. For some reason, they thought it would help to have a video showing men endorsing Harris, made up entirely of beta male actors.

• Kamala appeared with Stephen Colbert; their interaction around sharing a beer was so blatantly scripted – and they still managed to fumble through it. The host made it sound like a random offer, yet revealed they asked her ahead of time what brand she preferred. Then as he was set to ask her when she last had a beer, Harris blurts out the answer before he finished the question. This went over worse than the Liz Warren, beer-in-the-kitchen flop-fest.

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Most politicians are completely divorced from the reality of the common voting public. Rare are those who can come off as relatable, yet as much as that is a reality, Harris appears to set herself apart. She is entirely inauthentic, and her campaign has been remarkable in that the harder they have sold her as being adored by the public, the more she is exposed as being a shell of a relatable human.

This election season, the Harris-Walz campaign has been a Potemkin campaign: They have set up all of the appropriate-looking edifices of a candidate but as soon as people began opening doors, they saw that inside there was nothing worthy of sticking around.