Tim (Runza-way From Deployment) Walz’s LAME Dunk on Vance Over Obscure Midwest Food BACKFIRES Big Time

  

Tim Walz is bizarre. No — really. He’s a classist jerk who lies with impunity. The Left is trying to spin him as America’s cool dad because ordering police to hit your citizens with paintballs for sitting on their front porches is totally what a cool dad does.

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Runza — which this Midwest-based writer has never heard of — is a ‘ yeast dough bread pocket with a filling consisting of ground beef, cabbage or sauerkraut, onions, and seasonings’ according to Wikipedia.

German in origin, it’s apparently a thing in the Midwest. This writer has lived in W isconsin for 41 years and never heard of it.

But Tim Walz thinks this is a good way to dunk on J.D. Vance.

He’s a jerk.

What’s the implication here? That Vance is stupid or racist for not knowing what a Runza is? Given that a Runza is meat in dough, it’s essentially a hot pocket.

The subtle dig at poor Americans is also *chef’s kiss*.

So glad the Democrats don’t engage in name calling. Or something.

Ground beef, bread, and onions? Yeah. That’s out of the budget.

If we had a journalist class, they’d ask this.

They’d also ask Walz about some obscure regional food from the deep south and make fun of him for not knowing what it is.

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Ouch. But probably true.

Walz is on record saying the poor people he knew didn’t go to Yale, so yeah. He’s elitist.

Went right for the jugular on this one.

But J.D. Vance is weird!

Well played.

BUT J.D. VANCE!

Ooof.

These are good.

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Cool dads never wear ties!

If he holds J.D. Vance in such contempt for being poor, imagine what he thinks of all the poor Americans currently out there.

It won’t resonate. At all.